You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
why does my mom hate me
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.
imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.
all of these comments i can’t
why is this so hilarious
It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.
always reblog confused snake
The last joke ever made on Friends.